You know what the hardest decision is? Doing...
Dear Future Boyfriend,
notestomyfutureboyfriend: Please just remember, even if I’m not there that I’ll always love you. Forever and always. Love, Me
Isn't it funny, how from year to year you don't...
That moment when you are in the car with your mom...
thatbitchgotmustache: brb, crying. I can’t even breathe. This is exactly what happens. EVERY.FUCKING.TIME. can’t stop laughing!
SOCIALLY AWKWARD →
thatbitchgotmustache: You check your phone, because you have nothing to contribute to the conversation. Wait for the right time to say something, you get interrupted. Twice. Someone you vaguely know is walking in front of you. You maintain distance. Hold the door for some. They’re slightly too far away. Someone comes online, you say “hey”, they go offline. You go in for the high-five. Other...
Not every pretty girl in shorts is a slut. Not...
BF: Paggraduate natin pakasal na tayo.
GF: Pano pag hindi ako nakagraduate?
BF: Sige ka, maghahanap ako ng iba, hehe joke lang.
Tapos na graduation di nakagraduate si boy.
BF: Congrats, sorry di ako nakagraduate. (dala ang ring)
GF: So? kala mo kung sino kang magaling bobo ka naman pala.
BF: will you marry me?
GF: ayaw ko sa loser!
BF: salamat & congratz, napaka bobo ko nga siguro, lalo
na nung pinagpalit ko ang testpaper nating dalawa. : '(